Okay, so I put this bitch down, and left it there since fuckin' JANUARY! Well, I'm pickin' it up again, dusting it off, setting on a plushy pouffe (which really sets the room off, by the way) and kissing it fully on the goddamn mouth!
Take some time to really get that image burned into you minds eye, I'll wait. It was a big sloppy wet one, with lots of toungue if that helps at all. Got it? Good.
Alrighty, down to the meat and 'taters.
Toys are fucking cool. They were when I was six, and they still are. Fuck you, I'm right. There are times, however, where I pick up a new toy and I'm less than pleased with the product. Sadly, it's been the case with the last couple of Marvel Legends figures I picked up. ML used be the gold fuckin' standard in collectable figures back when Toybiz ran the show, but ever since Hasbro got hold of em, I've been generally underwhelmed. I still dig a lot of 'em, but it is certainly hard to justify the twenty bucks sometimes: Sloppy paint, weak joints, bad sculpting choices (I'm looking at you, Ultimate Captain America's pistol that's molded to his leg!) and my least favorite, joints that are too damn stiff to move without fear of snapping the limb off. What happened to quality, motherfuckers!?!? But I keep giving them my fucking money, like some kind of chump.
Check out my shelf, mostly composed of Legends, some new, some old. This comprises about 1/4 of my collection, and shelf is more crowded now, because I kept unpacking boxes and trying to cram 'em on there.
This is why my living room is better than yours.
I'm gonna get down to some reviews of some figures in the coming days, but my camera is dead so it'll have to wait.
You know what I really fucking hate? The Marvel 3.75" stuff. I bought a few of them, just because i like the characters, and then discovered they look shitty, accesories are ALWAYS oversized and dumb looking, and all those things I dislike about the new Legends figures are even worse on the 3.75" stuff.
FUCK YOU, HASBRO! I WILL CURSE YOUR NAME EVERYTIME I DROP $20 ON A NEW TOY!! BLARGOOLDY BLURGH!
grumble grumble grumble
Aight, thats all I've got for now. I realize it might not be particularly interesting for most of you, but since when do I give a fuck about what you think?*
Now get off my lawn, 'fore I sic Galactus on your ass.
* I always care, please don't stop liking me! I'll do better, I swear! Oh God, jsut don't leave me!
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