Saturday Night (Or Sunday Morning) Lights

I was going to start this off with "It's Saturday, bitches!!"except now it's sunday, so that shit is old and tired. Like Santa.

So what the fuck is up with youse guys? Why don't you ever respond to my questions and what-not? It's not easy having a one sided conversation, you know. Show some respect, you jive turkeys. 

In other news, I spent most of the day with Jon and Leslie going over the scripts for the first four episodes of the animated series Jon has been writing for the last while. We laughed, we swore, we made fun of people, we made sex jokes... Good times were had by all, but mainly us. This show is shaping up to be to pretty damn fun, because so far it's just the three of us doing all the voices. It's extra fun when wee keep drifiting mid sentence to different voices, because we've been doing it for the last 5 hours. Everyone winds up being from Brooklyn, for some reason. So watch the fuck out for more news on that front. I think we want to have at least one episode (maybe multiples) gently stroked into completion in a year or so. That's Johns timeline, but he wants to have at least 4 episodes done before doing anyhting with it. It makes sense, but I'm impatient as fuck, and have the attention span of a... something... you know what show has some pretty bad acting? Arrow. I blame you. You and your sexy legs and/or gentitals.

What was I saying? Something about salad? Or riding the tiger? 

You can see his stripes, so you know he's clean.

Now in my last post, I said I'd review some toys, and I totally will, but right meow I've gotta  show you the sweet ass lights I put on my figure shelf. 

Purple 'n shit!

IT CHANGES COLOURS!

He's the best at what he does... which is pose dramaticaly over strip lights

Ker-Thwip!

My favorite look for Batgirl. Thanks for that, Jim Lee

SNIKT!

JUMP 'N SLASH!

Pretty fuckin' sweet, yeah? I can make it strobe so they rave and do all kinds of weird drugs. It's pretty sweet. If you collect toys, I reccomend you pick some up. A starter set costs something like $30 at Costco, But if you want to use them in an area where you use other remote controls, just be warned that the IR blaster in the remote sends the same signals as a lot of other remotes (stereo, tv, etc) so if you try to change channels on your tv, you might change the colour of your lights. OH DAYUM! Just cover up the IR reciever and you'll have no problems.

I'mma just leave this here for you until next time. Enjoy it friends. Enjoy it so hard.

And get off my lawn. It's made of hot lava now.

Toys, Mother Fucker!

WHAAAAAA!

Okay, so I put this bitch down, and left it there since fuckin' JANUARY! Well, I'm pickin' it up again, dusting it off, setting on a plushy pouffe (which really sets the room off, by the way) and kissing it fully on the goddamn mouth!

Take some time to really get that image burned into you minds eye, I'll wait. It was a big sloppy wet one, with lots of toungue if that helps at all. Got it? Good.

Alrighty, down to the meat and 'taters.

Toys are fucking cool. They were when I was six, and they still are. Fuck you, I'm right. There are times, however, where I pick up a new toy and I'm less than pleased with the product. Sadly, it's been the case with the last couple of Marvel Legends figures I picked up. ML used be the gold fuckin' standard in collectable figures back when Toybiz ran the show, but ever since Hasbro got hold of em, I've been generally underwhelmed. I still dig a lot of 'em, but it is certainly  hard to justify the twenty bucks sometimes: Sloppy paint, weak joints, bad sculpting choices (I'm looking at you, Ultimate Captain America's pistol that's molded to his leg!) and my least favorite, joints that are too damn stiff to move without fear of snapping the limb off. What happened to quality, motherfuckers!?!? But I keep giving them my fucking money, like some kind of chump.

Check out my shelf, mostly composed of Legends, some new, some old. This comprises about 1/4 of my collection, and shelf is more crowded now, because I kept unpacking boxes and trying to cram 'em on there.

This is why my living room is better than yours.

I'm gonna get down to some reviews of some figures in the coming days, but my camera is dead so it'll have to wait.

You know what I really fucking hate? The Marvel 3.75" stuff. I bought a few of them, just because i like the characters, and then discovered they look shitty, accesories are ALWAYS oversized and dumb looking, and all those things I dislike about the new Legends figures are even worse on the 3.75" stuff.

FUCK YOU, HASBRO! I WILL CURSE YOUR NAME EVERYTIME I DROP $20 ON A NEW TOY!! BLARGOOLDY BLURGH!

grumble grumble grumble

Aight, thats all I've got for now. I realize it might not be particularly interesting for most of you, but since when do I give a fuck about what you think?*


Now get off my lawn, 'fore I sic Galactus on your ass.

* I always care, please don't stop liking me! I'll do better, I swear! Oh God, jsut don't leave me!